You don't say.

CalvinxYotsuba

YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST

That picture is awesome and it always makes me smile. But I feel that it should be updated to include a Hobbes-sized Duralumin.

I may end up regretting this comment, but a VC: fan could write some fanfiction crossover.

>Isn't that the basic concept behind another sport invented by a child?

The "Doctor" game? Yeah, I guess so.

>>205360
No I didn't, /co/ has been doing it for years.

>>205358
Inventing arbitrary rules to benefit themselves is just something that kids do.

>>205377
They do?
I didn't.

>>205378
I started only as adult. Rules like "it's not gay if it's futa" or "it's not furry if it's anime" etc.

>>205379

Why is Kagami pooping a tiger's tail?

>>205381
Because a platypus tail would be just plain silly.

>>205330
That's kind of like my situation with futa. I have no homosexual tendencies whatsoever in RL, but I wouldn't mind letting Kagura take me on a trip on the Hersey Highway or give Sak a fellatio.

Kagura would be my astronaut. The road to Uranus is dark and crusty

>>205330
I'd love to show yomi,tomo and osaka all about it too. then I'm suddenly reminded of that one yomi h-manga.

>>205340
If that's true she's ether a slob or just a pig,everybody knows how to wipe their ass..I hope.
There's only one way to be sure-pee in her butt!
>>205341
Osaka we've covered,I think she'd do about anything once.
Yomi...eats spicy food,'nuff said.
Tomo,like Osaka would do anything once,but I think she's one girl who'd donkey punch YOU.

>>205343
That's the main reason why I won't lick a girl's asshole. I don't want any nasty surprises and taste someone's shit for a week.

>>205343
>>205350
Well this thread sure took a turn for the horrible.

This thread. Or rather, what this thread has become.

Eh, I've seen worse.

Now, back to the game! VC:hut!

...Who am I kidding? I don't give a damn about football.

>>205350

Licking a girl's ass is like sticking your tongue to a nine volt battery.

Licking a man's ass is like being Godzilla huffing a paper plant.

I thought of something so perverted I'd do with Yomi along these lines that I'm actually embarrassed to say it, even on /azu. I'm weirdly pleased that I still have some morality left. Not enough to keep me from thinking it, though, I notice.

>>204850
what is that from?
Is there more?

>>204954
It's a bonus page from one of the Pretty Neighbor chapters. It was just a one-shot.

>>204903
That would be the greatest thing ever. Especially if there was an anime adaption.

Why is he single..?

>>205040
He is trying to raise a child. The mother died, the father died. The child is his. The child is everything.

♪So no one told you life was gonna be this way...♪

Azuma isn't really known for having those kinds of relationships into his work, but I think it would be cute if the series ended with Koiwai finding a lady to call his own. And Yotsuba would have a mom.

I wouldn't even be picky about who it was. Asagi, Torako, Fuuka, Shimau, etc.

But, I have zero expectation of that actually happening.

>>205369

I won't accept anything but Koiwai and Fuuka.

I won't accept anything but Jumbo, Fuuka, and Kowai.

vc: joy, That would bring me joy.

Also this.

I downloaded the raw, skimmed it, deleted it, and never looked back.

Didn't even bother downloading the translation.

>>205337 Be glad you didn't.

Indulge my curiosity so that I don't go looking for it: what happened?

>>205339

Read it, you pussy.

I didn't rage. My suspension of disbelief didn't hold long enough.

Oh.

I looked it up. It's that one.

>>205339

If you read the whole thing, delicious candy appears.

Wait, what did I miss?

>animes

http://www.japanator.com/yotsuba-manliness-13375.phtml

>>205298

>animes

Fun fact: Japanese nouns don't get pluralized by adding "-s" to the end.

Yup, that means all those movies you loved from the 80s with "ninjas" in the title were ... inaccurate. Who'da thunk it?

>>205274 NUH-UH! SHUT UP! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!

Aw hell, you're right.

>>205329
You obviously don't know what you're talking about. And please, after all the animes I've watched, I like to think that I would know the difference between manga that are based on edited animes and animes that are based off of other animes, specifically those animes that are not "shonen shit, sci-fi shit, and just forgettable shit in general" animes, who do you think you are? You obviously wouldn't understand. Go back to Dragonball animes, you're ruining the Yotsuba manga.

>>205344
I can't tell if this person is being serious or not. Especially since it was directed at >>205329.

>>205345
Well you got farther than I did, I have no idea what they're trying to say let alone if it's serious or not.

>>205329
English pluralization of nouns are unknown to Osaka.

>>205298
>>205300
>>205329
>>205344
>>205345
>>205347

>>205347
English pluralization is unknown to Osaka. (Since "of nouns" is a prepositional phrase, the verb doesn't care about it.)

>>205370
and now I learn why I got a D in English Composition one.

>>205184
There is. (see >>205015).
It just hasn't been uploaded yet as far as I know. I've got Share open, but someone else usually uploads it here before I see it on Share.

IM is back this month too. In this month's issue, according to the description on Dengeki's website, Miu says weird things and Chika plays the straight man.

>>205186

>Miu says weird things and Chika plays the straight man

In other news, experts have predicted that tomorrow we will be unable to touch the sun because it'll be too hot and too far away.

Was that really how they described the chapter?

>>205194
Well, there go my plans for the afternoon.

As near as I can tell it is. Someone else can correct me if I'm interpreting it wrong (I had a lot of trouble trying to interpret 大喜利 in this context).

お待たせしました、「かわいいは正義！」の｢苺ましまろ」が｢電撃大王」に帰ってきた！
今回のお話は、いつものゆる～い日常の中で意味不明に繰り広げられる美羽の言い訳大喜利。
美羽のボケに千佳ちゃんと一緒にツッコミながら笑ってね。

Thank you for your patience, The "Cute is Justice!"　"Ichigo Mashimaro" has returned to Dengeki Daioh!
This chapter is an encore performance of Miu giving outlandish explanations during a day that's as slow as always.
Laugh as you and Chika play the straight man to Miu's fool.

Lovely.

>>205362
Lovely indeed. She would be like 10? I think she'd be about 10.

>>205364
The title says she's 15.

>>205365
Sure, in some places she would be about 15. Maybe 10 on good behaviour.

>>205155
I thought "Ena has a wiener" was a well known meme around here. Like Rachel going well with mustard.

>>205157
I know she's a futa on many doujins, and discussions have been had and all. I just... well, I guess I never personally viewed it as a meme.

Certainly I don't see it as a pleasant idea.

>>205157

What is this a crossover of?

>>205164
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, according to the image tags.
Looks like Asagi is cosplaying as this guy named Risotto Nero.

>>205166
Black Rice?

>>205166

Sure is more fabulous than usual in here.

Punch Ena on the balls!

>>205203

Wrong thread.

>>205288

After a fast maneuver by Yotz...

>>205289
>>205293
People love nasty shit, don't they?

I always see threads of patties stacked knee-high, but none of them beat the burger I saw at a hotel in Laughlin, Nevada. It was no more than a couple inches high, but it took up half the table.

It'd be fine if eating lots of burgers made you look like Yomi or Fuuka, but instead they make you look like a Yomi or Fuuka cosplayer.

>>205305
I'd eat a burger made out of Yomi or Fuuka.

>>205306
I'd rather just eat yomi and fuka.

>>205306
>>205309
I'd eat Yomi's "burger" if you know what I mean.

>>205305

Guess you'll have to stick with crab, croquettes, and taiyaki.

>>205310
Hold the pickles and ketchup!

>>205310
Is she really that good a cook?

>>205313

hold the crabs, please.

>>204598
Wat? She became a lawyer or something?

>>204629
She was pulled over and sentenced to a night in jail

...for being too beautiful.

>>204629

Nah, she just got a little desperate in her search for a beard.

>>198070
Stupid sexy twintailed yomi. MOAR!

>>205052

Vast, salubrious oceans of win--is there source?

>>205171

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5480

Thanks, comrade--I just have to set up a Pixiv account, and I'll be set.

In other news, a new t-shirt from J-List for us Yomi fans:

http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/SHIRT-SKIRT1

Since we were talking on the other thread about how Yomi is only deliciously cubby in fanart.

>>204516
I never said it was, though.

ITT: Opinions are not accepted here.

>>204551
I disagree.

>>204586
Are P.E. shirts in Japan custom made?
I can understand the white label on the school swimsuits to kind of show the nipples more clearly, but shirts exposing bust sizes like that is a technical achievement!

>>204587
I'm more impressed by the technical achievement of that insanely impossible body.

>>204589
It makes my cockroack hard.

Kagura likes boys, but its not something she thinks a whole lot about. She's more concerned with living her life than boys.

She's the kind of person who love sneaks up on, not someone whose going to go looking for it.

Just like me.

>>205314

I wonder if that's how Nyamo and Yukari were at that age.